Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Dating 2006 Another World begins...

I will see how it goes and if I will ever do this again, but let me leave you with this, when I asked did he have kids he said yes, "how many" I asked he said "six, and I love them all"" I almost dropped the phone.............

I am in my car on the way to the restaurant wondering, does he look like his photos? is he as tall as he described? I pulled into the parking lot and have devised a plan to see him before I introduce myself. So I call one of my friends on the phone and we decided that I would go in the bathroom and call him to see if he was in the restaurant. I called and he said that he was in the car, I am really nervous at this point, especially when he says he is parked in the handicapped parking. The joy just left me voice at that point. So I proceeded to tell him that I am wearing a red blouse and blue pin-stripped pants, and that I will stand out front and wait for him to meet me. While I am standing in the bathroom some man walks in and looks at me like what am I doing in here! "sir this is the ladies room" I exclaimed. Anyway, I walked outside and he is still not out of his car, so I call him again and he says "walk over to my car, I want to show you something" is he crazy, hell he could be a murderer looking to stalk or a stalker looking to murder. I tell him no that won't work and he needs to get out of the car. The entire time I am on the phone with my friend. He gets out of the car..... A vision of God's divine invention called MAN steps out, this man was beautiful in so many ways I can't describe, my panties were wet, shit I needed a shower, hell a water hose would have been fine. I stand there staring him down while still on the phone, he looks bewildered because he is looking for a woman in red. He picks up his phone to call and I click over to pick up the line in front of him and he says Candice is that you? Then he states "surely is not red you are wearing, but you are wearing it well". So he tells me that he wants to go to a movie were they serve food and drinks. We agree to go but with the condition that we drive our individual cars, hell I don't know him, just because he is fine doesn't mean he's not a murderer. Shit I was already dead in the water, or blind like a deer in headlights. His photos did not due him justice, he needs to be arrested, he is a walking violation. It should be against the law to cause a woman to have an immediate orgasm.

We proceeded to the movie theater and while driving we were talking on the phone, and he was stating that he was glad that I was cute and he was relieved because he has met some monsters. I really enjoyed the conversation until.....

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