Tuesday, April 19, 2011
I Need An Outlet
Its been a minute since I have been here, but I need an outlet. Idle minds say, "Do as I say and not as I do. ... Idle minds like to play on your mind—a game. " I am lost in crowd, I need an outlet!
Mind Traveling
Its amazing where a mind can travel in a span of a few hours. My mind was in a meeting, but drifted away to afternoon activities at a park. When it left the park it went to lunch, not the real working lunch, but the lay down lunch. While at lunch it fell in the gutter a couple times and attempted to get up out of the gutter, but it really wanted to stay there. As of late the gutter seems to be a place the mind likes to travel. The stomach was able to manage moving the mind out of the gutter, but back to lunch, the physical one, were you actually eat. Then it got all caught up on what to eat, since it was afraid to over indulge, in food that is. It started worrying about the cute shorts the mind's friend, the body wanted to wear this summer. So the mind convinced the mouth to eat more sensible, since the body is so damn vain, or is that the mind. After the mouth allowed the body to indulge in lunch, the minded headed straight back to the gutter, but its not the mind's fault it was actually the ears for listening to the lyrics that someone else's mind made.................
Monday, April 18, 2011
Where Have the Years Gone?
I have been away for so long, I forgot what it means to write. I was influenced by my BFF (http://iniquitous1.blogspot.com/) to create this Blog and now she is gone, I gave up the art of expression, especially when the true artist stopped expressing. Today is Monday, April 18, 2011, wow four (4), no five (5) years can creep by in an instant, but they weren't creeping. Every day was just as long as, the next one and every week felt shorter than the last. Sharing inner thoughts will take some time, I am not sure if the fingers are as quick as the tongue, which feeds from the brain and sometimes back to the brain. I am confident that she will guide me in the right direction. So the story starts here again, actually the reality...............................
Monday, August 28, 2006
Dating.......Sometimes People Should Lie
He tells me that he has six kids, three, oh sorry, four baby mommas of which three are his ex-wives. He goes on and on about how he is a good father and that all his children were born out of love. So I try to be objective but hell thats really hard, I am a single woman with no children, decent job and fairly attractive. Here I am with a fine ass man with six children, four baby mommas and NO JOB. Did I just say NO JOB? Yes I did. This man is "pursuing his dream until he can no longer perform". He is training for the 2008 Olympics in China, I am happy for a brother, having goals and all, but when does reality set in? You have six children, four baby mommas and three of which are ex-wives.
So by the time we arrive at the movie theater I am all spun out, sometimes people should lie! We get to the booth were you pick up the tickets, as I go on to tell him what movie I want to see, which he agreed. He just stands there and fiddles with his wallet, at which time I proceed to pay for my ticket. "Dutch treat, I presume" he says "yes, its safer that way" then his ass goes on to tell the guy in the booth that were on a first date, and after the movie is over we will come out hand in hand. I don't think so, you ask me out, then get me to the movies and tell me its Dutch treat. He has already lost me by this point, I was ready to run screaming through the parking lot like I had the plague, just to get away from this guy. He is a walking No, No. Let me rephrase that ---- He is a walking HELL NO, NO!
At this point I have told myself to make the best of the night and watch the movie, especially since fine ass Jamie Fox (Oscar Winner) was in the movie, and Colin Farrell isn't too bad either. Now remember he couldn't pay for me to watch the movie, but he can order all the food on the menu. Popcorn, m&m's, a burger, cheese fries and a drink and in matter of minutes he has inhaled all of it. What a great date! I can say that I might have hit the bottom of the barrel with this one.
As the evening winds down, and he is walking me back to my car. He asks can he use my phone??? Why??? He goes on to tell me that his phone does not work properly and he has to check his messages from another phone, at this point I just want to get away, far, far away like the Sahara, or maybe Guam even. He checks his messages and decides to put them on speaker phone, since he says "I've got nothing to hide, I don't have anything to loose" yeah like that of a Buyer Beware or a What Not To Do, guide. So he proceeds to listen to his messages two are from his older children and one from his third ex-wife, oh yea did I mention that his third ex-wife is actually his current wife, they never divorced they are separated. After only two years of marriage and one outside child. Oh that's right, the sixth baby is the outside child, the booboo, the mishap, the one that snuck in on you when you were out cheating. Correction he says that he wasn't cheating, "we were having problems". At this point I have started my car and am backing out of my parking space. He tells me" I am so glad we met, I new when I saw you I liked you before I realized you drove a Mercedes." My current separated wife is a Doctor and I signed a pre-nup, so you know I am not in it for the money. Somebody get me a gun!
So by the time we arrive at the movie theater I am all spun out, sometimes people should lie! We get to the booth were you pick up the tickets, as I go on to tell him what movie I want to see, which he agreed. He just stands there and fiddles with his wallet, at which time I proceed to pay for my ticket. "Dutch treat, I presume" he says "yes, its safer that way" then his ass goes on to tell the guy in the booth that were on a first date, and after the movie is over we will come out hand in hand. I don't think so, you ask me out, then get me to the movies and tell me its Dutch treat. He has already lost me by this point, I was ready to run screaming through the parking lot like I had the plague, just to get away from this guy. He is a walking No, No. Let me rephrase that ---- He is a walking HELL NO, NO!
At this point I have told myself to make the best of the night and watch the movie, especially since fine ass Jamie Fox (Oscar Winner) was in the movie, and Colin Farrell isn't too bad either. Now remember he couldn't pay for me to watch the movie, but he can order all the food on the menu. Popcorn, m&m's, a burger, cheese fries and a drink and in matter of minutes he has inhaled all of it. What a great date! I can say that I might have hit the bottom of the barrel with this one.
As the evening winds down, and he is walking me back to my car. He asks can he use my phone??? Why??? He goes on to tell me that his phone does not work properly and he has to check his messages from another phone, at this point I just want to get away, far, far away like the Sahara, or maybe Guam even. He checks his messages and decides to put them on speaker phone, since he says "I've got nothing to hide, I don't have anything to loose" yeah like that of a Buyer Beware or a What Not To Do, guide. So he proceeds to listen to his messages two are from his older children and one from his third ex-wife, oh yea did I mention that his third ex-wife is actually his current wife, they never divorced they are separated. After only two years of marriage and one outside child. Oh that's right, the sixth baby is the outside child, the booboo, the mishap, the one that snuck in on you when you were out cheating. Correction he says that he wasn't cheating, "we were having problems". At this point I have started my car and am backing out of my parking space. He tells me" I am so glad we met, I new when I saw you I liked you before I realized you drove a Mercedes." My current separated wife is a Doctor and I signed a pre-nup, so you know I am not in it for the money. Somebody get me a gun!
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Dating 2006 Another World begins...
I will see how it goes and if I will ever do this again, but let me leave you with this, when I asked did he have kids he said yes, "how many" I asked he said "six, and I love them all"" I almost dropped the phone.............
I am in my car on the way to the restaurant wondering, does he look like his photos? is he as tall as he described? I pulled into the parking lot and have devised a plan to see him before I introduce myself. So I call one of my friends on the phone and we decided that I would go in the bathroom and call him to see if he was in the restaurant. I called and he said that he was in the car, I am really nervous at this point, especially when he says he is parked in the handicapped parking. The joy just left me voice at that point. So I proceeded to tell him that I am wearing a red blouse and blue pin-stripped pants, and that I will stand out front and wait for him to meet me. While I am standing in the bathroom some man walks in and looks at me like what am I doing in here! "sir this is the ladies room" I exclaimed. Anyway, I walked outside and he is still not out of his car, so I call him again and he says "walk over to my car, I want to show you something" is he crazy, hell he could be a murderer looking to stalk or a stalker looking to murder. I tell him no that won't work and he needs to get out of the car. The entire time I am on the phone with my friend. He gets out of the car..... A vision of God's divine invention called MAN steps out, this man was beautiful in so many ways I can't describe, my panties were wet, shit I needed a shower, hell a water hose would have been fine. I stand there staring him down while still on the phone, he looks bewildered because he is looking for a woman in red. He picks up his phone to call and I click over to pick up the line in front of him and he says Candice is that you? Then he states "surely is not red you are wearing, but you are wearing it well". So he tells me that he wants to go to a movie were they serve food and drinks. We agree to go but with the condition that we drive our individual cars, hell I don't know him, just because he is fine doesn't mean he's not a murderer. Shit I was already dead in the water, or blind like a deer in headlights. His photos did not due him justice, he needs to be arrested, he is a walking violation. It should be against the law to cause a woman to have an immediate orgasm.
We proceeded to the movie theater and while driving we were talking on the phone, and he was stating that he was glad that I was cute and he was relieved because he has met some monsters. I really enjoyed the conversation until.....
I am in my car on the way to the restaurant wondering, does he look like his photos? is he as tall as he described? I pulled into the parking lot and have devised a plan to see him before I introduce myself. So I call one of my friends on the phone and we decided that I would go in the bathroom and call him to see if he was in the restaurant. I called and he said that he was in the car, I am really nervous at this point, especially when he says he is parked in the handicapped parking. The joy just left me voice at that point. So I proceeded to tell him that I am wearing a red blouse and blue pin-stripped pants, and that I will stand out front and wait for him to meet me. While I am standing in the bathroom some man walks in and looks at me like what am I doing in here! "sir this is the ladies room" I exclaimed. Anyway, I walked outside and he is still not out of his car, so I call him again and he says "walk over to my car, I want to show you something" is he crazy, hell he could be a murderer looking to stalk or a stalker looking to murder. I tell him no that won't work and he needs to get out of the car. The entire time I am on the phone with my friend. He gets out of the car..... A vision of God's divine invention called MAN steps out, this man was beautiful in so many ways I can't describe, my panties were wet, shit I needed a shower, hell a water hose would have been fine. I stand there staring him down while still on the phone, he looks bewildered because he is looking for a woman in red. He picks up his phone to call and I click over to pick up the line in front of him and he says Candice is that you? Then he states "surely is not red you are wearing, but you are wearing it well". So he tells me that he wants to go to a movie were they serve food and drinks. We agree to go but with the condition that we drive our individual cars, hell I don't know him, just because he is fine doesn't mean he's not a murderer. Shit I was already dead in the water, or blind like a deer in headlights. His photos did not due him justice, he needs to be arrested, he is a walking violation. It should be against the law to cause a woman to have an immediate orgasm.
We proceeded to the movie theater and while driving we were talking on the phone, and he was stating that he was glad that I was cute and he was relieved because he has met some monsters. I really enjoyed the conversation until.....
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
My Very First Time
Excuse the errors it is "My Very First Time" (like the Betty Wright song), I am a blog virgin and the spell check feature is crappy. After this no more excuses, I am lying I am sure I will have more excuses than a crack head!
Dating 2006 Another World
I recently decided to visit a site I had not been to in years, I know many of you in Blogland are a part of this site. It was the most popular thing going in 1999 and 2000. This site was the shit until www.myspace.com came along. You shouldn't be wondering what it is, but I'll tell you anyway in case you are slow. The site is.... just joking the site is www.blackplanet.com. I was just sitting around the house on Sunday afternoon as was like I would love chat with someone other than the people I already know, hell I should say it I didn't want to talk to the men I already know. It's not like I don't know that they are full of shit and continue to play Russian Roulette with their dicks, slinging them all over the place. Hell the dating scene here is just plain scary! I went out with a guy I met and on our first date we wanted to go to a transexual cabaret, the kind were men dress up as Diana Ross, Patti LaBelle, hell there was even one who was dressed up as Gwen Stefani, and damn near did a better job at being her than she does. After we left the club he kept going on and on about what a great time he had and how he was having a hard time telling if they were men, for gosh sakes one had a five o'clock shadow and the other had to be at least 6'5.
But back on track... I decided to update my profile and then started surfing looking to see photos of men ages 30 thru 38. Not shorlty thereafter I updated my profile I received 7 emails and 45 logins to my page. I was surprised that most of these men posted pictures of themselves and most were very attractive, but I am a little leary about meeting someone over the internet. I have received all kinds of requests to forward a photo but not sure if I should, hell one of them could be a murderer or a stalker or a murderer looking to stalk or a stalker looking to murder. I came across one that I really wanted to meet, his profile listed him as an athlete and his photos showed that he had a hellified body, you know the kind that you would climb like a big accomplishment, like that of climbing Mount Everest. Beautiful teeth, 6'4, employed, single and a father (kids are ok, we'll see). Yes, I said we'll see since he forwarded me his number, I received it this morning but sat there all day and stared at it and kept going back to the photo and in a moment of insanity and lust (weakness of the flesh) decided to call.
So I called it, yes I called it, not sure if it was a mistake yet, we talked for a few minutes I asked my usual questions when I meet a man (usually in person) are you married? are you gay? ever been with a man sexually? ever thought about it? do you have any children? I know some people think that it harsh to ask so many direct questions but you have to ask that these days, fortunately he said no to the sexual orientation and marriage questions , but as we have already established he is a father, but I will know shortly. Yes, I said shortly, he seems to be a very smooth talker he subliminally told me to meet him tonight at a restaurant and I agreed, but I am so terrified. I told him I would be wearing one thing when I will probably wear something totally different. I did ask him what would make him meet a person he has never seen before, his response was "what have I got to loose" I never looked at it that way and somehow he convinced me of the same. I will see how it goes and if I will ever do this again, but let me leave you with this, when I asked did he have kids he said yes, "how many" I asked he said "six, and I love them all"" I almost dropped the phone.............
But back on track... I decided to update my profile and then started surfing looking to see photos of men ages 30 thru 38. Not shorlty thereafter I updated my profile I received 7 emails and 45 logins to my page. I was surprised that most of these men posted pictures of themselves and most were very attractive, but I am a little leary about meeting someone over the internet. I have received all kinds of requests to forward a photo but not sure if I should, hell one of them could be a murderer or a stalker or a murderer looking to stalk or a stalker looking to murder. I came across one that I really wanted to meet, his profile listed him as an athlete and his photos showed that he had a hellified body, you know the kind that you would climb like a big accomplishment, like that of climbing Mount Everest. Beautiful teeth, 6'4, employed, single and a father (kids are ok, we'll see). Yes, I said we'll see since he forwarded me his number, I received it this morning but sat there all day and stared at it and kept going back to the photo and in a moment of insanity and lust (weakness of the flesh) decided to call.
So I called it, yes I called it, not sure if it was a mistake yet, we talked for a few minutes I asked my usual questions when I meet a man (usually in person) are you married? are you gay? ever been with a man sexually? ever thought about it? do you have any children? I know some people think that it harsh to ask so many direct questions but you have to ask that these days, fortunately he said no to the sexual orientation and marriage questions , but as we have already established he is a father, but I will know shortly. Yes, I said shortly, he seems to be a very smooth talker he subliminally told me to meet him tonight at a restaurant and I agreed, but I am so terrified. I told him I would be wearing one thing when I will probably wear something totally different. I did ask him what would make him meet a person he has never seen before, his response was "what have I got to loose" I never looked at it that way and somehow he convinced me of the same. I will see how it goes and if I will ever do this again, but let me leave you with this, when I asked did he have kids he said yes, "how many" I asked he said "six, and I love them all"" I almost dropped the phone.............
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
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